Me is yes very good at Engrish.

I happened to stumble across this the other day and thought that it was an outstanding example of the kind of thing we are working with here. The following is an original piece of Chinglish - Enjoy.

Edison

Holle, everybody, today, my Topic is Edison.
Hes name is Edison, he is invent a light bule superb, everyone is very like he and respect he, he from is in Amrica, is a very good country, and he old is year old, but he is die, his job is inventor, is so good job.
His look like medium, and face, is slender, and hair, is wavy hair, and eyes, is so pretty, and is dor is blue! nose, is medium, lips too, but, he has a special things, he has a so good soul, I'm didn't have.
He is intelligent, because he is invent a light bule, didn’t have pepol has his smart, so, we has very appreciate he invent a light bule!
I'm very like this person very well, Because he was very patient, but I don't want to be like this person, Because I'm didn't has patient. last, we can learn patient, sometimes, extensive learn.

Question and Answer section:

1) Will you be sleeping in class well your teacher is talking?
No, I'm wasn't be sleeping in class, will my teacher is talking.

2) Are there many package toys in your bathroom?
No, there are many package are toys in my bathroom.

1000 points to those of you who can point out what is wrong here.